You’re MARRIED? What does your husband think of all this

I love you, you can move in here if you want


You shouldn’t be doing this so close to a school… I hope the kids can’t see.
(Client, in my curtained, second-floor apartment) —limejello

Those empowered queer porn stars/fancy call girls/college-student strippers are different–they’re choosing it!

so, what, are you just a really good “fucker?

With two strip clubs in my neighborhood, I can’t walk a block without some guy sleazing on me

I’ve come to think of you as a friend. We could just hang out, if you don’t want to keep doing it like before.
client (well, I’ve come to think of you as a paycheque. You could just mail me the money, if we’re only doing half the transaction now. Lime Jello) 

I want to be a sex worker—but only if it’s feminist!
a blast from the past: the first submission to ShitTheySayToSexWorkers.

So…what do you for a living?
from a client. paying you. in that moment.