I’m only paying for the time we spent having sex… before we were just talking. Why should i have to pay for that? you weren’t doing any work….
client, obviously

You’re MARRIED? What does your husband think of all this?

I love you, you can move in here if you want
a regular

You’re MARRIED? What does your husband think of all this?

I love you, you can move in here if you want


You shouldn’t be doing this so close to a school… I hope the kids can’t see.
(Client, in my curtained, second-floor apartment) —limejello

Those empowered queer porn stars/fancy call girls/college-student strippers are different–they’re choosing it!

so, what, are you just a really good “fucker?”

With two strip clubs in my neighborhood, I can’t walk a block without some guy sleazing on me