You’ll make someone very happy one day.
(Yo, I’m a whore, I make people happy everyday)


You don’t have to dress up for me. Just a Tshirt and yoga pants in fine.
(I don’t actually own yoga pants, you’re still asking me for an outfit!)

Can I be your boyfriend?

Can you pretend to be my friend?

Rape can’t be as bad for a prostitute as it is for a ‘normal woman’?

Maybe you could try to get into college?

How many times have you had an std?

I’m just worried about you

you should maybe hide that dildo in case there is a turn-down service in this hotel
(a turn-down service is when hotels fluff your pillows & pull back the sheet before bed)